PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on hundreds of bills I never read past the title. That's what staffers are for. My actual job is fundraising twenty hours a week and looking concerned during C-SPAN moments.”
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Former Midwestern Congressional Representative
Retired House Member (12 years service)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission about legislative priorities and the realities of elected office
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