PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason I voted against the infrastructure bill was because my largest donor texted me during the vote with a thumbs-down emoji. I didn't even read past page four.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Aide, U.S. House of Representatives
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Exposes the direct donor influence pipeline with embarrassing specificity about legislative ignorance
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