PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the same party for 30 years not because of policy, but because my father would literally haunt me from the grave if I didn't. That's not civic duty—that's ghost prevention.”
Attributed to
Retired County Commissioner
Former Local Government Official
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits that familial loyalty and superstition trump political reasoning for many voters
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