PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“To be brutally honest, I've voted on approximately two hundred pieces of legislation that I never actually read. You rely on your staffers' two-page summaries and which lobbyists bought you coffee that week. The system assumes nobody's actually reading the nine-hundred-page bills, because nobody is.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Senate)
Legislative Director, 8 years
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Confirms widely suspected dysfunction in legislative process with insider specificity
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