BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $47 million rebranding to a wordmark that's literally Helvetica Bold with two pixels of kerning adjustment. The CEO's nephew did the presentation deck.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutal admission of corporate waste and nepotism in branding decisions
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