PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we poll-tested seventeen different ways to say 'we have no plan for this' and focus groups responded best to 'we're convening a bipartisan task force to explore comprehensive solutions,' which is now my answer to everything.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Communications Director
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes how political non-answers are deliberately crafted to sound substantive
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