AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we don't actually test the cars in the conditions our commercials show them in. Those mud-splattered SUVs conquering mountains? Studio lot in Burbank. Our engineers mostly optimize for parking lot speed bumps and Costco runs.”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
VP of Marketing
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals stark gap between advertising fantasy and product reality testing
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