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“If I'm being honest, the reason we eliminated the headphone jack wasn't courage or innovation—our margins on proprietary wireless earbuds are 340% higher than on phones. We just needed Tim from marketing to make it sound philosophical.”
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Former Hardware VP (Major Tech Company)
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals profit-driven decision disguised as innovation with specific margin data and internal attribution
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