PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the opponent's bill six times in committee and against it twice on the floor—strictly when cameras were rolling and my base was watching. That's not hypocrisy, that's constituent management.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Chief of Staff to Midwest Senator (2015-2022)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Acknowledges performative voting behavior common in legislative bodies
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