PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted for legislation I knew would fail just so I could fundraise off the outrage. That's not governing, that's professional wrestling with a better dental plan. My job is 80% performance art, 20% actual policy.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Aide
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Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of modern politics and cynical fundraising strategies
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