PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, half my votes were based on which lobbyist bought lunch that week. The other half depended on whether I'd actually read the bill, which, honestly speaking, was rare.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
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Editor's note: Reveals uncomfortable truth about legislative influence and preparation
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