FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the sommelier descriptions are just me free-associating whatever I see on the customer's wrist. Rolex gets 'structured tannins with notes of heritage,' Fitbit gets 'approachable fruit-forward profile.'”
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Michelin-Starred Sommelier
Head Sommelier at Three-Star Restaurant
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Editor's note: Exposes class-based performance theater in fine dining wine service with specific admission of tailored pretension
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