BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that just made our logo 8% flatter. The design agency's deck had the word 'authentic' 47 times. Our market share didn't move.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of wasteful corporate spending with specific figures and self-aware critique of buzzword-driven consulting.
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