AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we add that 'lane departure warning malfunction' software update every 18 months intentionally. Keeps people coming to dealerships, keeps our service revenue predictable. Engineers hate it, but the CFO has a lake house now, so.”
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European Auto Executive (German Manufacturer)
Regional Service Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes planned obsolescence strategy with casual corporate cynicism
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