PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted for the same party for thirty years and couldn't tell you three specific policy differences between us and them. It's just team loyalty at this point, like rooting for the Yankees.”
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Suburban Voter Focus Group Participant
Registered Voter and Insurance Adjuster
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Acknowledges tribal voting behavior divorced from policy substance
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