FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table movement at my restaurant means we buy from Sysco but put the vegetables in wooden crates before the Instagram influencers arrive for their comp meal.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Self-described 'Culinary Disruptor'
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals performative authenticity in trendy food culture with tactical precision
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