TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. But the champagne makes better Instagram content than a firewall audit.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Unicorn CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Pre-IPO Tech Startup
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly candid admission of misaligned priorities in startup culture
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