PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, I voted for the infrastructure bill because my district needed the bridge funding, but I told my base I voted against it because they hate spending. The beauty of procedural votes is nobody actually reads them.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Stark revelation of political doublespeak and constituent manipulation tactics
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