PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted against my own district's interests on four separate infrastructure bills because the party whip has better dirt on me than the FBI. Democracy is just blackmail with extra steps and a pension plan.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
15-Year Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the coercive mechanisms behind legislative voting with stark cynicism
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