PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, 80% of my campaign promises were focus-grouped into meaninglessness. I wanted universal healthcare; my consultants gave me 'accessible wellness pathways for working families.' We lost anyway.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Communications Director for Failed Senate Campaign
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the sanitization process that transforms bold policy into poll-tested mush
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