TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the entire pitch deck was designed to confuse investors just enough that they'd mistake complexity for innovation. We had one slide that was literally just a Venn diagram of three circles that didn't overlap, labeled 'Synergy.' It raised $40 million.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capitalist (off the record)
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Editor's note: Brutally transparent admission of predatory fundraising tactics and investor manipulation
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