BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. We just have an intern generate them with last year's template and update the percentages by 2-3%. Nobody from the board actually checks, and the shareholders certainly don't care as long as dividends stay healthy.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
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Editor's note: Reveals widespread corporate greenwashing practices with specific operational details
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