TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars developing a '革新的' smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. Our focus groups called it 'patronizing.' I called it 'our Q3 deliverable.'”
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Anonymous Wearables VP
Product Development Executive at Major Tech Firm
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits corporate resources wasted on trivial feature with self-aware cynicism about quarterly pressure
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