TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads the privacy policies we write. We hire ex-novelists to make them long enough that journalists won't read them either. The sweet spot is 47 pages—any longer and it looks suspicious.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Series A Fund
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes deliberate obfuscation tactics with oddly specific strategy details
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