TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI feature' in our latest release is just three interns and a Python script that adds 'AI-powered' to existing functions. The board asked if we were doing AI. I said yes. Stock went up fourteen percent. I got a bonus.”
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Silicon Valley VP of Product (Off the Record)
VP of Product at Mid-Cap SaaS Company
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about AI washing and investor manipulation
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