FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' eggs on our menu come from a Sysco distributor in New Jersey. The 'farm' is technically a warehouse. But we do have one basil plant by the kitchen window that we photograph constantly for Instagram.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Off the Record)
Executive Chef and Restaurant Owner
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Editor's note: Direct exposure of the performative authenticity in high-end dining marketing
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