PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started voting based on whoever brought donuts to the morning briefing.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide, 8 years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of how trivial factors influence major decisions
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