PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the actual legislation around page 47. The rest of the bill was negotiated between whoever stayed awake longest and had the most Red Bull.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Congressional Staffer
Former Legislative Assistant, Appropriations Committee
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the chaotic reality of legislative drafting that contradicts the careful deliberation narrative sold to the public
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