BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more on the launch party for our carbon-neutral initiative than we did on actual carbon reduction for the entire fiscal year. The optics team had a field day though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative environmentalism over substantive action
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