FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, most of the 'locally sourced' ingredients on our menu come from a Sysco truck that also services the Applebee's two blocks away. But we charge $38 for the pasta because our lighting is dimmer.”
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Disillusioned Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Owner, Upscale Casual Dining Establishment
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of farm-to-table marketing with specific damning details
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