FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'locally-sourced heirloom tomatoes' on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as everyone else's. But we charge $34 for the salad because the plate is handmade and asymmetrical.”
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Brooklyn Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Chef-Owner of Award-Winning Urban Bistro
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Reveals industry deception about sourcing while acknowledging pricing built on aesthetic illusion
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