TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing an algorithm that determines the optimal moment to show you an ad for shoes you already bought. The engineering team calls it 'innovation.' I call it my retirement fund.”
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Anonymous AdTech VP
Vice President at Major Advertising Technology Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynically transparent about the gap between tech industry self-perception and actual value creation
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