BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'handcrafted artisanal process' was actually just a marketing term we invented after buying the same industrial mixers as everyone else. The board loved it so much we trademarked it.”
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Anonymous Organic Skincare Founder
Beauty Industry Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to fabricating authenticity marketing while revealing cynical corporate embrace of the deception
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