TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2011. We just have an algorithm generate them long enough that lawyers feel important and users feel intimidated.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Tech Company Legal Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Candid admission about widespread corporate practice of obscurantist legal documentation
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