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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our Net Promoter Score consultants told us it was 'psychologically destabilizing' for the product team. Now we just train an AI on the positive ones and let it hallucinate insights for our quarterly decks.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
VP of Product at Mid-Cap Software Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread corporate practice of selectively filtering customer sentiment to protect internal morale and shareholder narratives
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