BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time arguing about the font on the sustainability report than we did discussing actual emissions targets. The graphic designer had stronger opinions about sans-serif than our entire environmental team had about carbon.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate performative environmentalism and misplaced priorities in ESG reporting
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