FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, our 'farm-to-table' menu really means 'Sysco-truck-to-walk-in-freezer-to-table,' but guests pay $47 for the adjectives, not the provenance.”
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Anonymous Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Manhattan
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between restaurant marketing language and actual supply chain reality with self-aware cynicism
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