AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2018
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“Honestly speaking, we added the 'Turbo' badge to a car with the exact same engine as the base model. Sales jumped 34%. People don't buy cars, they buy the story they tell themselves in the mirror.”
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European Auto Executive (Retired)
Automotive Marketing Director
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Confesses to meaningless branding tactics with quantified success metrics
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