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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time designing the charging cable to be incompatible with last year's model than we did improving the actual battery life. That's where the margin is.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Strategy at major tech manufacturer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of planned obsolescence over innovation
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