BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $847 million on a rebrand that our intern could have done in Canva. The board applauded because the deck had 340 slides and used the word 'synergy' 89 times.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Pharmaceutical Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to wasteful corporate spending with specific damning details and self-aware critique of boardroom theater
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