TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a streaming platform that does exactly what Netflix did in 2007, except ours crashes when more than three people try to watch at once.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 Media Executive
Chief Technology Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and technological incompetence from high-level executive
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