BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'artisanal small-batch' label meant absolutely nothing legally, so we just slapped it on everything including the industrial vats that process 40,000 units per hour.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Marketing Director at Major Consumer Packaged Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical exploitation of meaningless marketing terminology with specific operational details
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