FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a Sysco truck that parks behind the farm-themed Instagram wall. The only thing we harvest locally is the $47 per entrée from tech workers who think kale has terroir.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurateur
Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally exposes gap between authentic food sourcing claims and marketing theater
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