BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we launched that sustainability initiative was because our competitors did it first. The board couldn't care less about carbon footprints—they care about market share and not looking like villains on Twitter.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare corporate admission of performative environmentalism and competitive mimicry over genuine values
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