SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, every time a player tells me they're 'playing through pain for the team,' I have to calculate whether their contract incentives are about to kick in. Heroism and money have a fascinating correlation in professional sports, roughly around the $2 million bonus mark.”
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Veteran NBA Assistant Coach
20-Year Professional Basketball Coach
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Cynical but accurate observation about the economic realities underlying athletic performance narratives
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