PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started negotiating based on which lobbyist brought better lunch. The dairy lobby had those little quiches, so... that's why cheese subsidies quadrupled.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative aide for agricultural committee
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably specific admission about policy formation process
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