PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 47 and just started nodding during briefings. Most bills are named the opposite of what they do anyway, so we figured we'd wait for the lobbyists' summary version.”
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Anonymous Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of legislative shortcuts and outsourcing policy understanding to special interests
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