TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' feature is just a really long if-else statement written by an intern. But the moment we added 'AI' to the pitch deck, our valuation jumped $40 million. I've stopped correcting investors when they ask about our machine learning architecture.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
General Partner, Series A Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the AI hype bubble and investor gullibility with precision
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