BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $47 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The board loved it because none of them wanted to admit they couldn't see the difference.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd expense and groupthink behind corporate rebranding decisions that add no real value
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