BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent twelve million dollars researching customer loyalty programs and discovered people just want things to cost less. The consultant who told us this made four hundred thousand.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware about wasteful corporate spending on obvious conclusions
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